How Hashish Can Save Your Intercourse Life Throughout Social Distance – firebird-cbdoil
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Welcome back to Stoned Sex, the column where I will explore the interface between sex and sativas, intercourse, and evidence, often through first-hand experience and interviews with experts.
For this week's issue, we recommend how you can preserve your sex life while you are locked up in Qurantine. Stoned sex runs every two weeks, so make sure you're set for the next dose.
My friend cares more about weed care than I do. Why? Well, he has to quarantine with me and he knows that I am much more comfortable when I have my medicine.
Even after modest reports, experts say that social distancing will take up to two months. That is a long time in the years of capitalism. The quarantine already affects all parts of society – from the way we make contacts and work to the way we consume. Everything changes. But that's not necessarily a bad thing, although economists compare our financial situation to the Great Depression. We have to stay strong and keep our mood and spirit alive. Meditate, do yoga at home, enjoy your favorite snacks, and remember that this will also go away.
If there's one thing that affects human emotions (other than the thundering fear of COVID-19), it's love problems – and this damn virus undoubtedly affects our intimate relationships. Regardless of whether you are single or partner, our need for an intimate connection is likely to be somewhat questioned. But keep reading, friends! Learn how cannabis can save your sex and love life during social distance.
Don't Sweat the Little One
If there's not much to do other than scrolling through Instagram, your coronavirus cutie may double tap one of her ex's sexy mask selfies. You have two options: you can argue about something that means absolutely nothing while engaging in canned food and farts, or you can let it go.
The right thing, unless you want to start World War III (or IV?) In your living area, just let it go. Woooosah. Take a deep breath and smoke some grass instead. Don't mention the Instagram comment. Instead, go down on your partner. Trust me. You don't want to part with a social media argument. It will be a few more months before you find someone to fuck you anyway. And do you really care in a day or two or a week? Probably not. But if you … practice yoga and smoke more weed.
Cannabis lowers inhibitions
It is a difficult time to meet new partners because we are in quarantine. It is crap. But the good news is that people are bored and horny in times of crisis. We may not be able to go anywhere, but everyone is on tinder. Cannabis – especially our good friend THC – can lower inhibitions without turning us into a total ass. Eat an edible one, start wiping and talk to a couple of sweeties. Ask them if they want to sex or have a Skype date. (Don't just send an unsolicited cock picture …) Make things interesting. Now is the best time to flirt and enjoy the thrill of sexual tension and want what you can't have yet.
“Connect with people on the phone, on Facetime, and on Skype. Use technology to keep in touch with the people you care about or meet new people, ”said cannabis-friendly matchmaker Molly Peckler. Get to know your new prospects now. Then you can meet in real life if we all hopefully survive this shit.
Cannabis is amazing for aftercare
Aftercare is a word used by the BDSM community to describe mutual care after sex to ensure that all emotional and physical needs are met. Ask your partner if they feel good and happy and what you can learn next time. Use an anti-inflammatory and pain reliever against bruises. "I stocked up on cannabis issues, it'll take me a few pounds to get through this shit," said Grace, a 32-year-old in Los Angeles.
During a pandemic, we could all use additional aftercare. If you and your partner live together, offer them a swab and send them back to the moon after an orgasm. Use CBD massage oil to relieve each other's joint tension. Take an edible with your partner and dance with him until you drift into a cuddly puddle on the couch. Share a joint – or if you're really worried, roll separate joints – and talk about the hot sex you've had or want to have, or take a bath with a CBD bath bomb.
While quarantine is extreme and a bit scary for all of us, it is undoubtedly a good time to slow down and get in touch with your loved one, even if you are stranded on opposite ends of the city or state. When was the last time you had Skype sex? It is hot. Don't hang up after you come, stay on the line and ask how your partner's orgasm was, how he was feeling emotionally, and remind him how much you miss him.
Cannabis increases creativity
Research shows that cannabis promotes dissenting thinking or the way our brain connects seemingly unrelated ideas. While you are stoned, you may find that you have a doctor's fetish and the black sterile nitrile gloves that your mother ordered you are great for fisting (use lubricant).
Diversity is crucial for a good sex life. No, that doesn't mean you have to be poly (especially during a pandemic). By keeping cannabis close, you can eliminate sexual boredom, whether you're developing new sexes to broadcast or imaginative role-playing ideas.
In the end we will all be master masturbators. Get up and have fun. Try to get closer to orgasm, but stop shortly before orgasm, then build up a full body feeling again and experience double euphoria. Try putting extra fingers in your pussy or asshole (with a lot of lubricant). Masturbate in the bath or shower. Consider ordering a new sex toy. Dress up. Remote role-playing games are the hot new kink.
It's a way to connect with others
Have you ever entered cola making people? Have you ever been the one who made coke? You usually want to hide so that no one takes your drugs. But weeds are the opposite – and thanks Jah for that. Cannabis is a communal substance that makes consumers crave parts. And although it causes introspection, it also encourages you to reach others.
Treat yourself to your Corona Bae or set up a sexy Skype smoke cloud. How creative can you get with cannabis sexting? Naked blobs? Edible Fired Poetry? Dance sesh smoke? A chance to finally get TikTok? Maybe you can use the kind you smoke as a conversation starter. Reach out and connect with friends and other stoners so you don't drive your partner crazy.
“Because of social distance I and my main partner could move closer together on many levels. We decided not to focus on looking for new game partners, but also to inquire with the current partners that they and I have shared and separated, ”said Ray, 28, of Brooklyn.
And in this sense, support sex workers! They are banned from shadows on social media and are struggling to make ends meet during the pandemic. Now is the time to support independent, marginalized creators, and digital sex work is a positive (and hygienic) way to get out and meet new people. So if you have the means to do so, consider charging a cam model or signing up for a hottie's OnlyFans or ManyVids.
Cannabis improves orgasm
Stocking cannabis can be costly. But this pandemic is both psychological and physical. So we have to fight our way through this difficult phase with every modality – yes, even using the therapeutic power of orgasm. Fortunately, they are free.
The plant also strengthens the senses, including touch, which stimulates orgasms indefinitely. Applying 420 gourmet oil topically to the mucous membranes of the vagina or anus can increase blood flow to the area. Inserting a cannabis suppository can also send blood there. And when fresh, oxygenated blood floods the genitals, you know that your orgasms will be beyond the world.
Edibles also have a well-deserved reputation for ethereal heights. Because they last so long and are easy to store, food is an excellent product to stock up on. You can also eat them and then have sex or masturbate for hours. Weeds make orgasms better. And orgasms make life more bearable. Stoned orgasms make life – even under quarantine – worth celebrating.
Cannabis treats fear
The pandemic is a life-changing experience. We will all remember where we were and who we were with. Good or bad, COVID-19 is a bonding experience, so we should try harder and make the best of it. There are reports from China that couples leave quarantine and divorce immediately – and experts predict that this will also happen to us.
We are already experiencing a traumatic time – not to mention a market crash. Let's not add a separation to the mix. Medicinally, we can use cannabis to treat PTSD, anxiety, and depression. Times are tough. You'll want to take it out on your partner or have a crush.
But please, for the sake of your life, your relationship and your level of stress: stay stoned during this experience and let us get through peace together.
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